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A man walks into a packed pub and shouts "Drinks are on me!"

So the bartender gives every one a drink and says to the man "that'll be $96 please"

The man looking puzzled says "I havn't got any money." So the infuriated bartender leaps over the bar and kicks the crap out of the man.

The next day the man walks back into the pub and shouts "Drinks are all on me!" then turns to the bartender and says "You're not having one, you get nasty after one drink".

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