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Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

He says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence, "Well, stop fucking clapping then!"

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