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Top 10 Celebrity Comments on Sex

10) Rodney Dangerfield - "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

9) Elmo Phillips - "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by an attractive middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for, later in life."

8) Robert De Niro - "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful"

7) Steve Martin - "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

6) George Burns - "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

5) Jack Nicholson - "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

4) Robin Williams - "Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

3) Billy Crystal - "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

2) Sharon Stone - "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

1) Woody Allen - "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!"

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