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Jesus Saves, Gretzky Scores!

Jesus is coming, look busy!

If God is your copilot, better change seats!

I believe in the big bang theory, God spoke and bang it happened.

If God created man in His image. Then what's wrong with you?

If you're living like there is no God, you'd better be right.

I get along with God just fine. It's his followers that I can't stand.

I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

Heaven is a lonely place. Everybody thinks they're the only one going!

Caution: Non Exposure to the Son will cause burning!

Hell... Don't even go there

Welcome to eternity... will that be smoking or non smoking?

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school.

The problem with religious texts is that the answers aren't in the back, either.

Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you don't either!

O Lord, Save Me From Your followers.

Wanna come for a drive? It'll scare the hell out of you!

Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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