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Airline Virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore

Freudian Virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. Or becomes very jealous of the size of your friend's hard drive

PBS Virus: Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money

Jimmy Hoffa Virus: Your programs can never be found again

LAPD Virus: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense".

O.J. Virus: It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it.

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