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Two guys in an office talking at the water cooler and the subject of death comes up.

"When its my time, I wanna go in bed with a beautiful woman," says the first guy.

The other guy shakes his head. "Not me, I want go in my sleep like my grandfather."

He finishes. "Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car."

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