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Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

April- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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