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The divorce judge asked Little Johnny which parent he wanted to live with.

Little Johnny replied, "Not my daddy, he beats me...Not my mommy, either; she beats me, too."

Little Johnny thought for a minute, then exclaimed, "I know! I want to live with the New Orleans Saints! They don't beat anybody!"

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