Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
--Charlotte Whitton
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
--Lenny Bruce
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
--Mel Gibson
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
--David Niven
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
--Edgar Watson Howe
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
--Samuel Butler
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