The inveterate horseplayer paused before taking his place at the betting window, and offered up a fervent prayer to his Maker.
"Blessed Lord," he murmured with mountain-moving sincerity, "I know You don’t approve of my gambling, but just this once, Lord, just this once, please let me break even. I need the money so badly."
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