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At about two in the afternoon, I was heading to the restroom after lunch and one of the stiffs in the office was there at the sink. I washed my hands then went over to the urinal.

He said, "You wash your hands before you piss?"

I said, "I just had KFC, I don't want my wife to tell me I taste like chicken."

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