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The Dildo Song

(To the tune of "The Dreidle Song")

O dildo, dildo, dildo
I made you out of clay
And when you're hard and ready
O dildo I will play

When I was a youngster
Indoors I'd always stay
And in my parents' closet
O dildo I would play

I dildo, dildo, dildo
I bought you yesterday
And when desire's burning
O dildo I will play!



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