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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND:"Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND:"Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND:(Makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - Silence - - HUSBAND: "Damn"
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