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I just applied to the City of Los Angeles for a building permit for a new house on a vacant lot in downtown L.A. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over. With a loud outside sound system, it would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. Building and Safety told me no way in hell.

I sent the application again, but this time I called it a mosque.

Work starts on Monday.

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