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Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car.

His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole.

His father turned to him and said, "Well then, Jimmy, go fuck yourself."

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