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There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other. They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why they are brooding.

The first one says : "Well, I think it's because I have sex only once every month."

Then the second one replies : "Oh, that's true". In my case, it's only once every other month".

Then, they both look at the third guy, who seems to be very cheerful. They are puzzled, so they ask him how often he has a screw.

"Once every six months" says the fellow.

"Then", ask the first, "why are you so happy?"

And the third replies "Because it's tonight!!!"

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