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There was this girl that wanted to become a hooker and one day her first customer asked her how much she charged for pussy.

She said hang on let me go ask my sis. She runs up stairs and says Mary How much should I charge for pussy?

Mary said $100.00, so she runs down stairs and tells him. He says I only got $25.00 she said hang on let me go ask my sis.

She runs up stairs says Mary what can I do for $25.00.

Mary says a hand job. She runs down stairs tells the man. He says ok he pulls out this rod that must have been 15 inches long she says hang on a minute I need to ask my sis something.

She runs up the stairs says Mary you got $75.00 you could loan this man.

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