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An old man goes to the local brothel and says to the madam, "I'd like one of your best girls, please."

The madam looks him over and says, "You must be at least 70 or 80 years old, mister."

"Close, I'm 87," he replied proudly.

"Well, grandpa," she said, looking at his frail body, "I think you've had it!"

The old geezer looked confused for a minute and then said, "I have? ...How much do I owe ya?"

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