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A woman gets home, runs into her house, throws open the door and jubilantly shouts, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery."

The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

She says, "I don't care. Just get the f**k out."

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