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A man was in a crowded elevator when he accidentally jabbed a young lady in the chest with his elbow. He liked what he felt, so he said to her, "If the rest of you is as terrific as your tits, I'd love to screw the daylights out of you."

Without missing a beat, she said to him, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, come to room 402."

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