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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Fox TV is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

1. "I'm Gay,"
2. "I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
3. "Boycott Beef,"
4. "I Voted for John Kerry,"
5. "George Strait Sucks,"
6. "Hillary in 2008"

and finally

7. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

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