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10 - When you can focus better with one eye closed

9 - The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

8 - Every woman you see has an exact twin.

7 - You wake up to find Windows 95 installed on your machine.

6 - If you keep asking your wife "where are the kids?", but you don't really have a wife and you're talking to the refrigerator.

5 - You fall off the floor.

4 - You discover in the morning liquid cleaning supplies have disappeared.

3 - Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

2 - Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed, replaced it with "Red Dog."

1 - Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

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