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Chuck Norris took 100 sleeping pills then won a staring contest

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How many Chuck Norris’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The light bulb would screw itself in out of fear.


Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.


Jack can be nimble, and Jack can be quick, but Jack can't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.


Chuck Norris doesn't pay income tax to the IRS. The IRS pays "still breathing" tax to Chuck Norris.


No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.


Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience


Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris has been arrested on several occasions for breaking the laws... of physics.


Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.


Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf and scored a 17.


You ever heard of the sun? Chuck Norris was cold one day.


Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...


Chuck Norris can only get drunk from a combination of rattlesnake venom and hot sauce. And he's sober again in six minutes.


The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.