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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

Chuck Norris climbed Mt. Everest barefoot - carrying two Sherpas on his back.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Viagra and Cialis are made from Chuck Norris' DNA.

Chuck Norris can read lips- with his eyes closed.

Chuck Norris once shot a 33 on a 36-hole golf course.

The 'Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse' are more accurately: Chuck Norris' right hand, left hand, right foot, and left foot.

Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.

Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore. With his feet.

Chuck Norris DOESN'T love Raymond.

A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

Bigfoot often tries to take pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He doesn't have to. He dares it to grow.