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Q: What do you call a Zamboni driver?

A: The Zamboner

Q: What is the worst part about having sex in the shower?

A: The dirty gets washed out of the girl.

Q: What do you call nasal sex?

A: Fuck knows!

Q: What did the dominatrix have for lunch?

A: A sub sandwich!

Q: Do you know what Andy's Mom from Toy Story named her toys?

A: Woody and Buzz

Q: Why was the snowman smiling?

A: Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street

Q: What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

A: Tug-of-whore

Q: Whats the difference between anal sex and a bong hoot for breakfast?

A: One makes your day, and the other makes your hole weak.

Q: What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?

A: They both go down for the count!

Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

A: She gagged