New Funny Rhymes

Added on Friday, January 13th     Submitted by: Wes

(Dirty Rhyme)

There once was a man named Sweeny
whose wife was a terrible meany
the hatch on her snatch
had a catch that would latch
and she could only get f**ked by Houdini.

Added on Thursday, December 22nd     Submitted by: pazkate

Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing.
Jack took a pass.
and grabbed her ass.
and now two of his teeth are missing.

Added on Tuesday, December 6th     Submitted by: callum

there once was a man from leeds,
who eat a packet of seeds,
within the hour his dick was a flower,
and his pubes were covered in weeds!!!!

Added on Friday, August 5th

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I'd swim to the top and drink it all up.

But since the ocean is not vodka and I'm not a duck just pass me a beer and lets get FUCKED UP!!!

Added on Tuesday, February 24th     Submitted by: brittany pereira

Georgy Porgey pudding pie
kissed the girls and made them cry

when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay!!!

Added on Monday, October 6th     Submitted by: Jordan

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I'm sorry I gave you hepatitis type two

Added on Friday, September 26th     Submitted by: dennise

roses are red, violets are blue

sex is great, but not with you.

Added on Thursday, September 25th

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who had a dick so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,

If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!!

Added on Thursday, December 6th     Submitted by: tanya

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could play with fanny

jack came down with a sad frown

because fanny was a tranny

Added on Monday, November 19th

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny

Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill was a pre-op tranny