New Funny Riddles

Added on Tuesday, June 23rd

Q: How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 45: One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

Added on Monday, June 15th

Q: What does the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed?

A: Cookie sheets.

Added on Monday, September 29th

Q: Why did Sally give up on her ballet lessons?

A: Because they were too too difficult.

Added on Friday, September 26th

Q: What is a computer virus?

A: A terminal illness.

Added on Friday, September 5th

Q: What do Princess Diana, and the Rock Group Pink Floyd have in common?

A: Their last biggest hit was The WALL!

Added on Friday, September 5th     Submitted by: Robert Gepford

Q: What do Pamela Anderson and Public Transportation Have in common?

A: Anybody can get a ride and it's cheap...

Added on Friday, September 5th

Q: What is the German word for constipation?

A: Farfrompoopin!

Added on Friday, July 11th

Q: What medical condition is associated with Nudists?

A: Clothes-trophobia

Added on Wednesday, July 9th

Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?

A: Loss of memory.

Added on Wednesday, June 25th

Q: Why do tropical fish live in saltwater?

A: Because pepper would make them sneeze.