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Q: What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

A: A fake pirate will always say Rrrrrr, but a true pirate will always favor the 'C'.

Q: Where do you find a down and out octopus?

A: Squid Row

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A: A headbanger!

Q: What's green and jumps around in your garden?

A: A spring onion

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?

A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

Q: What is the most dangerous American chemical weapon?

A: McDonald's.

Q: What is Ironman without any clothes?

A: Stark naked

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta

Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

Q: Why were the teachers eyes crossed?

A: She couldn't control her pupils.