New Funny Riddles

Added on Thursday, April 17th

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after matting?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Added on Tuesday, April 15th

Q: What has 4 wheels and flys?

A: A garbage truck.

Added on Monday, March 17th

Q: How did Irish dancing get started?

A: Too much Guinness and not enough restrooms!

Added on Monday, March 17th

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

A: A bachelor.

Added on Wednesday, March 12th

Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?

A: A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.

Added on Tuesday, March 4th

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Hey! Who wants to rides bikes!?

Added on Thursday, December 13th

Q: What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?

A: Reservations.

Added on Wednesday, December 5th

Q: What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

Added on Tuesday, November 20th

Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?

A: Because they're full of anty-bodies!

Added on Tuesday, November 20th

Q: What 3 things do cross-dressers like to do the most?

A: Eat, Drink, and be Mary.