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So did you hear about the gay midget?

He came out of the cupboard!

Grafitti Written above a urinal:
Faggots SUCK!

and below it was written:
That's the idea, dummie

Funny Graffiti

My mother made me a homosexual!

Below in another handwriting:

If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?

Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She's 5'10", 120 pounds 38-24-36, with a string bikini on and no tan lines.

The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly, and in a breathless whisper says, "It's women like her that sometimes make me wish I was a lesbian..."

A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.

"But dad, how will I know?"

"Trust me son, you will know.

After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand.

"Well son,how did it go?"

"Dad, I found out what you meant about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."

"But how could you tell he was gay?"

"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"

Q: What is the difference between a hobo and a gay man?

A: One has no friends at all and the other has friends coming out of his ass.

Q: How do you know if you are at a gay barbeque?

A: The hot dogs taste like shit

A Jew an Italian and a black man are sitting at a bar, the Jew says, "Even though I was circumcised, my cock is huge, probably the biggest in the room".

The Italian replies, "You are friggin' kidding me, everyone knows there is nothing better than an Italian stallion, I am hung like a horse"

The black guys says, "You crackers are crazy! No white guy is ever hung like a black man!"

The bartender says, "Well, there is one way to find out, whip them out." So all three guys unzip and wap them on the counter. Just then a gay guy comes in and screams "OOOOH!!! I'll have the BUFFET!!!!"

I went to the doctor for a checkup and he said, "I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is -- you have homosexual tendencies."

"What's the good news?," I asked.

Doctor: "I'm in love with you!"

Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?

A: A flame thrower.