New Knock Knock Jokes
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Added on Wednesday, December 14th Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow ones home at my house.
Added on Wednesday, December 14th Submitted by: marilyn knock knock
who's there
kanger
kanger who
no kangeroo!
Added on Friday, September 5th Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
I scream soda people can hear me.
Added on Thursday, January 10th Submitted by: leonie murray knock knock!
whos there?
lettuce!
lettuce who?
let us in please!
Added on Thursday, November 1st Submitted by: Emily Knock,Knock,
whos there?
BOO!
boo who?
Why are you crying?
Added on Tuesday, January 30th Submitted by: Samantha Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Banana, Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
whos there?
Banana, Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Orange, Orange who?
Aren't you glad I didn't say Banana.
Added on Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.
Added on Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Added on Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Added on Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
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