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New Knock Knock Jokes

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Added on Wednesday, December 14th

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow ones home at my house.

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Added on Wednesday, December 14th     Submitted by: marilyn

knock knock
who's there
kanger
kanger who
no kangeroo!

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Added on Friday, September 5th

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
I scream soda people can hear me.

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Added on Thursday, January 10th     Submitted by: leonie murray

knock knock!
whos there?
lettuce!
lettuce who?
let us in please!

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Added on Thursday, November 1st     Submitted by: Emily

Knock,Knock,
whos there?
BOO!
boo who?
Why are you crying?

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Added on Tuesday, January 30th     Submitted by: Samantha

Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Banana, Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
whos there?
Banana, Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Orange, Orange who?
Aren't you glad I didn't say Banana.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

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