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Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A: Liquor cabinet.



Q: Where do lesbian Eskimos hangout?

A: The Klon-dike bar.



Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbian?

A: May Lick Wah and Wah Lick May



Q: What can two femmes do in bed?

A: Each others makeup.



Q: How can you tell who the bride is at a lesbian wedding?

A: She is the one with the braided armpits.



Q: What is a lesbian cheerleader yell?

A: Eat her out raw, raw, raw!



There's a problem with a study that Defense Secretary Robert Gates says indicates most troops don't object to gays and lesbians serving openly in the armed forces.

What most male soldiers polled actually said was that they wouldn't have any problem with watching lesbian soldiers drill each other.



Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

A: Tu kan chu (Two can chew)



Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Q: How fast can they go?

A: Lickety split.



Q: Why do lesbians like 600 pound women with yeast infections

A: Because it is like a whopper with cheese