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Q: How do you get a man to do situps?

A: Tape the TV remote control between his feet

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??

A: Because they can understand them.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?

A: His penis was stuck in the chicken

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q: How do men exercise on the beach?

A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?

A: You mean there IS a difference?

Q: Why do men name their penis?

A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

Q: What's the best way to make a man do sit ups?

A: Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What are the three types of men?

A. The handsome, the caring and the majority

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.