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You might be a Redneck if...

You use Red Solo Cups for pots


You might be a Redneck if...

You have ever used shotgun shell bb's for bearings


You Might be a Redneck if...

If your child's car seat is strapped down in the bed of your pick-up truck.


You might be a redneck if...

your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can’t touch it ’til she’s 16


Might be a Redneck if...

You think "recycle" means to ride your bike again.


You might be a redneck if...

You keep a chainsaw in the trunk 'just in case'.


You might be a Redneck if...

You can do wheelies with your lawnmower


You might be a redneck if...

You think "fat-free" means undoing your belt and the first 3 buttons.


You might be a redneck if...

Your house has wheels but your car doesn’t


Might be a Redneck if...

If your tires on your truck set higher than the actual truck..


Might be a Redneck if...

Your outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.


You might be a redneck if...

Fewer than half of your cars run.

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You may be a Redneck if...

You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.


You might be a redneck if...

You thought "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President.


You might be a redneck if...

You have a farmers tan and you're proud of it!