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Q: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi all jump off the Washington Monument. Which one bites the pavement first?

A: Who cares?



Q: What's the one thing that Democrats and Republicans share in common?

A: Our money!



Q: What's the difference between the pope and the president??

A: You only have to get on one knee for the pope.



Q: Why did God give Republicans one more brain cell than a horse?

A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade



Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 501. One to screw in the bulb, and 500 to protest the coal mine that generated the electricity.



Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to borrow a light bulb from China, and one to outsource the screwing to India.



Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger marry Maria Shriver?

A: They are trying to breed bullet proof Kennedys



Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?

A: Because Janet Reno is her real father.



Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A: One US leader



Q: How are politicians like baby diapers?

A: Because they should be changed often, and for the same reasons