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New Woman Riddles

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Q: What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?

A: Her feet!

Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?

A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

Q: What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?

A: They both have tender legs juicy breast and greasy boxes

Q: Why did God invent shopping carts?

A: To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Q: Why did the girl cross the road?

A: She was filling in for the chicken!

Q: Why does it take 10 women with PMS to screw in a light bulb?


Q: Why do brunettes have to pay $2,000 extra for a boob job?

A: Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

A: About 5 drinks.

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a microwave?

A: You can't brown your meat in a microwave!

Q: Why is it men do not want to have oral sex with women, the morning after sex?

A: Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?