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Yo Momma is like a washing machine, I give her a quarter and she gets wet.

yo momma is so fat that when she went to order a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

yo mamas like a parking garage, 3 bucks and you're in

yo mama is so old, her vibrator is a pull start

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo Momma so stupid she ran for president and thought she was she was gone lose weight!

yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample

yo mama so short, she gave head standing up!

Your mammas' breath smells so bad, she put a tic-tack in her mouth, it climbed out wanting a restraining order!

yo mama so nasty she went to the fish market to sell her crabs

Yo Momma like a Nascar, she burns 50 rubbers a day

yo momma so fat when she sat at the back of the bus she made it do a wheely

yo mamma so fat the asteroid belt isn't big enough for her.

Yo momma like a ceiling fan, turn her on and she blows everybody!

yo mama so bald, she needed a weave to make naps.