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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

- You start out dead and get that out of the way.
- Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday.
- Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
- Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
- You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
- You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
- Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
- Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.