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30 Random Chuck Norris Facts

30 Random Chuck Norris Facts
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.



Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.



Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.



Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.


Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.



The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.



The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.



In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"



A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.


Chuck Norris slapped a goat and it started crying "bey bey bey bey bey bey bey bey"...

Today it is known as JUSTIN BIEBER.


The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.



Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.



Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb


Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.



Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.



Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.



Chuck Norris was the original sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.



CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.



James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.



Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."



Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not to be outdone Chuck Norris then bit the head off Batman.


Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.



Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.



The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.



When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.



Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.



Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career.



Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.



It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.




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