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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

You have a bowling machine in your kitchen.



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.



Current Joke Rating: 3.1

You might be a redneck if...

Camo was the primary color at your wedding



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

yore satellite dish sits on a 55 gal. drum in yore front yard



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

You call the first woman you passionately kiss sis



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

You Might be a Redneck if...

You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.



Current Joke Rating: 3.27

You might be a redneck if...

You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.



Current Joke Rating: 2.58

You Might be a Redneck if...

You've got more than one brother named, "Darryl."



Current Joke Rating: 2.76

You might be a redneck if...

Chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used coolers and grocery bags for luggage.



Current Joke Rating: 3.23

You Might Be a Redneck If...

You have ever used to use a squirrel tail as a mink for a Barbie doll.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

You have grease under your toenails.



Current Joke Rating: 3.38

You might be a redneck if...

Your kids think the pawn shop is a bank!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

You think the remote control is your kid brother.



Current Joke Rating: 3.27

You might be a redneck if...

You know how to spell "varmint" but need to check a dictionary for "vermin"



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

Your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

You're afraid to wash your car because it may stop running.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

You might be a redneck if...

Your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattoos.



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

You might be a redneck if...

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

You bought a VCR because wrestling is on while you're at work.



Current Joke Rating: 2.71

You might be a Redneck if...

You use Red Solo Cups for pots



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

You have 'dress' boots.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You might be a Redneck if...

You not only know when frog giggn season opens, but you're looking forward to it



Current Joke Rating: 3.18

You might be a redneck if...

You think 'Hamlet' is on the McDonald's breakfast menu.