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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

You think safe sex is a padded headboard!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

You might be a redneck if...

Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

You keep a flyswatter in the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat.



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

You have to curl the sides of your cowboy hat so your wife can fit in the truck.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

Your spouse pages you to remind you to bring home a case of beer and a box of shotgun shells.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Might be a Redneck if...

If your dog has more teeth than you have.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

Because you beat the sh*t out of Jeff Foxworthy for telling redneck jokes.



Current Joke Rating: 3.13

You might be a redneck if...

You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.



Current Joke Rating: 2.65

You might be a redneck if...

You time your belches to achieve a personal best.



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

You might be a redneck if...

The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

You've repaired your Styrofoam ice chest with duct tape, more than once.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

Your grandmother stands up to pee.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

You have grease under your toenails.



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

You might be a redneck if...

Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

You've given your wife or girlfriend a Valentine's Day gift with a kick-starter.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

You retire, only to get a better job as a janitor.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You Might be a Redneck if...

Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.



Current Joke Rating: 2.85

You might be a redneck if...

You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.



Current Joke Rating: 2.71

You might be a redneck if...

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

You leave moonshine for Santa.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You have a rag for a gas cap.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

Your kid calls you "Uncle Daddy".



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

You might be a Redneck if...

You think when driving the right of way goes to the biggest truck



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

Your fire alarm is a Jiffy Pop popping pan hanging from the ceiling.



Current Joke Rating: 2.62

You might be a redneck if...

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.