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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.13

You might be a redneck if...

When a dog passes gas, you claim it.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You Might be a Redneck if...

Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.



Current Joke Rating: 3.19

You might be a Redneck if...

You drive a tractor to church on Sunday



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You Might Be A Redneck If...

Your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever tried to combine a Mr. Coffee with your still.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

You mow your yard and it looks like you can make mini bales of hay from it



Current Joke Rating: 2.81

You might be a redneck if...

You think that the best way to keep things cold is to leave 'em in the shade.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

You think safe sex is a padded headboard!



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

You actually know which kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

You show your boyfriend you really love him by carving his name on your arm.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

You might be a redneck if...

The ASPCA raids yer kitchen.



Current Joke Rating: 2.63

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

Oil has been struck in your pillow.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

Your dog has a litter of puppies on the living room floor and nobody notices.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You might be a redneck if...

Your state has a law that says when a couple gets divorced, they are still legally brother and sister!



Current Joke Rating: 2.65

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever asked for money tree seeds at your local feed store.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

Your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

You're a lite beer drinker because you start drinking when it gets light.



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

You buy oil by the case because you have to.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

You think J. R. Ewing owns the Dallas Cowboys.



Current Joke Rating: 3.12

You might be a redneck if...

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

You might be a redneck if...

Your 'watch-dogs' are geese.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

You are having marital problems because your wife won't let you win at arm wrestling.



Current Joke Rating: 2.61

You might be a redneck if...

Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a Red Neck if...

You roast weenies on Thanksgiving Day.