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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.16

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and 'seductive' tongue gestures.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

Your family tree doesn't fork.



Current Joke Rating: 2.62

You might be a redneck if...

You start all your e-mail with the words, "Howdy y'all".



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

You might be a redneck if...

The only amendment you get right in your test was the right to bare arms



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

You might be a redneck if...

your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can’t touch it ’til she’s 16



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

You missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty.



Current Joke Rating: 3.21

Might be a Redneck if...

If you live in a two story trailer.



Current Joke Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

You might be a redneck if...

You wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your dog goes "oink!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.77

You might be a redneck if...

You are the 437th person to request "moonme" on your vanity license plate.



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

You might be a redneck if...

You hang toilet paper on the clotheslines to dry.



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

You might be a redneck if...

The family business needs a lookout.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

You drill a hole in your floorboard cause the air conditioner leaks.



Current Joke Rating: 2.77

You might be a redneck if...

You can't remember the last time you shaved.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

Your mother has ever run out of the bathroom and said, "Y'all come look at this before I flush it!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

You repair your house with duct tape.



Current Joke Rating: 2.74

You might be a redneck if...

An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You Might be a redneck if...

You got a bud light in your bathroom trash can!



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

You Might be a Redneck if...

You've got more than one brother named, "Darryl."



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

You're afraid to wash your car because it may stop running.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

You don't get out much - mainly because of that no shirt, no shoes rule.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You."



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

Your prom had a day-care.