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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.95

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

There are four pair of pants and three squirrels hanging from your clothesline.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

You calculate the length of time you have been married, in pounds gained.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever vacationed in a rest area.



Current Joke Rating: 3.21

You might be a Redneck if...

You can do wheelies with your lawnmower



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

You might be a redneck if...

The game warden knows the serial numbers of your guns by heart.



Current Joke Rating: 2.72

You might be a redneck if...

People come to your house to ask if they can hunt on your front lawn.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.



Current Joke Rating: 2.73

You Might be a Redneck if...

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.



Current Joke Rating: 3.13

You might be a redneck if...

You think a fresh coat of paint, is a new layer of mud on your truck



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

Your car stereo costs more than your car.



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and Cousin Sue Ellen to walk by.



Current Joke Rating: 2.85

You might be a redneck if...

Your local newspaper has a front-page feature called "Cow of the Week."



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

You have grease under your toenails.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.



Current Joke Rating: 2.71

You might be a redneck if...

You taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

You have to scratch your sister's name out of the message: "for a good time, call..." because you feel guilty about putting it there.



Current Joke Rating: 3.22

Might be a Redneck if...

You've spent more money at the good will store than at the supermarket.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

There has ever been crime-scene tape of your bathroom door.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

Might be a Redneck if...

You have ever line danced in the Walmart parking lot to your favorite songs



Current Joke Rating: 2.66

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.



Current Joke Rating: 3.19

You might be a redneck if...

Truckers tell your wife to watch her language.



Current Joke Rating: 2.73

You might be a redneck if...

Your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure.



Current Joke Rating: 3.26

You might be a redneck if...

Fewer than half of your cars run.



Current Joke Rating: 3.13

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever entered yourself in a "Howdy Doody Look-alike" Contest.



Current Joke Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

You thought "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

You clean your fingernails with a stick.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

You own a waffle house credit card.