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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.1

You might be a redneck if...

Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

After the creek floods your house, your wife wants new carpeting, and you say, "Why? It just got cleaned!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

You might be a redneck if...

Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.



Current Joke Rating: 2.65

You might be a redneck if...

You flatten empty beer cans so the baby will have new toys to play with.



Current Joke Rating: 2.64

You Might be a Redneck if...

You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler.



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

Your CB antenna is taller than you are.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

Your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

Your family tree doesn't fork.



Current Joke Rating: 2.63

You might be a redneck if...

You mow your lawn with a tractor.



Current Joke Rating: 2.85

You might be a redneck if...

Your grandfather can sense a storm coming by a mysterious twitching in his knee.



Current Joke Rating: 2.72

You might be a redneck if...

You think a cat-scan has kitty litter in it.



Current Joke Rating: 3.22

You might be a redneck if...

You buy your underwear at a truck stop.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

You think Olympic fencing involves barb wire, wooden stakes, and hemming a goat in.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

You are having marital problems because your wife won't let you win at arm wrestling.



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

You think that John Deere green, Ford blue, and primer gray are the three of the primary colors.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You might be a redneck if...

You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

You might be a redneck if...

You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever fished in your swimming pool.



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

The branches on your family tree criss-cross so much that it looks more like a family trellis.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

It doesn't feel like Christmas without at least one gift with a rotating blade under the tree.



Current Joke Rating: 2.61

You might be a redneck if...

You clean the inside of your house with a water hose.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

You see no need to stop at rest stops because you have an empty milk jug in the car.



Current Joke Rating: 2.72

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

You might be a redneck if...

You think a 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size.