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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a Redneck if...

You have ever used shotgun shell bb's for bearings



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a Redneck if...

You refer to your computers mouse as a 'Critter'



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

You think the mountain men in deliverance were just "misunderstood."



Current Joke Rating: 2.65

You might be a redneck if...

You ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar and then ask to borrow a cup to put it in.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

It doesn't feel like Christmas without at least one gift with a rotating blade under the tree.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

You refer to people outside your county as "them foreigners".



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

You missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been getting gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever watched an entire infomercial and said, "Heck, yeah, I'm gonna get me one of them."



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

You might be a redneck if...

You don't know anyone who has less than ten guns.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck...

If your bass boat cost more than your house



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

Anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

Might be a Redneck if...

If you live in a two story trailer.



Current Joke Rating: 2.81

You might be a redneck if...

your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can’t touch it ’til she’s 16



Current Joke Rating: 3.16

You might be a redneck if...

You hang toilet paper on the clotheslines to dry.



Current Joke Rating: 2.72

You might be a redneck if...

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

You sit up all night with a sick dog, but make your wife stay up with a sick kid.



Current Joke Rating: 2.74

You Might be a Redneck if...

You think the Bud Bowl is real.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

The pigs try to keep up wind of you.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

You have two cats - one on either side of the fireplace.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

You feel a bit lonely when winter comes and the last fly dies.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a Redneck if...

You have to pour water into the back of the toilet every time you flush



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

When you remove all the empty beer cans from your car, you find it gets fifteen more miles to the gallon.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

You sit on your roof Christmas Eve with a shotgun hoping to fill your deer quota for the year.



Current Joke Rating: 3.23

You might be a redneck if...

You wear your cowboy boots with basketball shorts



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

You might be a redneck if...

You think the phrase "chicken out" means one of your pets has escaped.



Current Joke Rating: 3.19

You might be a redneck if...

Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.