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30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.9

You Might be a Redneck if...

You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

You might be a redneck if...

Your grandmother stands up to pee.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

You have a son and a brother who are the same person



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

You might be a redneck if...

Anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

Camo was the primary color at your wedding



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

You might be a redneck if...

The holidays aren't complete unless you go down to the "pen" and visit Momma.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

Every magazine on your coffee table has a piece of toilet paper for a bookmark.



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been arrested for trying to shoot down Santa's reindeer.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

Your bicycle has a gun rack.



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

Might be a Redneck if...

You have ever line danced in the Walmart parking lot to your favorite songs



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

You might be a redneck if...

You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

Your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

You have grease under your toenails.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

Your lips move while reading a stop sign.



Current Joke Rating: 2.81

You might be a redneck if...

You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.



Current Joke Rating: 3.2

You might be a redneck if...

Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.



Current Joke Rating: 2.76

You might be a redneck if...

You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

Your dog can smoke a cigarette.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

You think safe sex is a padded headboard!



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

Your Christmas decorations can be seen in the next county.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

Your favorite restaurant has the word "Eats" anywhere in its name.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

Might be a Redneck if...

If your dog has more teeth than you have.



Current Joke Rating: 2.68

You might be a redneck if...

You pose with a roadkill bear as if you actually hunted it - then have it made into a rug



Current Joke Rating: 3.32

You might be a redneck if...

You thought "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President.



Current Joke Rating: 3.16

You might be a Redneck if...

You can do wheelies with your lawnmower



Current Joke Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.