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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

You refer to the duct tape on your car as "chrome."



Current Joke Rating: 3.24

You might be a redneck if...

You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.



Current Joke Rating: 3.13

You might be a redneck if...

Your kids think the pawn shop is a bank!



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

You've used your castrating knife to slice an apple.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

Motel 6 turns off their lights when they see you coming.



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

You might be a redneck if...

Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

There has ever been crime-scene tape of your bathroom door.



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

You might be a redneck if...

Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

Your two-year-old has more teeth than you.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

Stealing road signs is a family outing.



Current Joke Rating: 2.63

You might be a redneck if...

Your backyard catches on fire and CNN reports a "Major Tire Fire."



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

You keep a flyswatter in the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You sit on your roof Christmas Eve with a shotgun hoping to fill your deer quota for the year.



Current Joke Rating: 3.12

You might be a redneck if...

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

You might be a redneck if...

You actually know which kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

You might be a redneck if...

Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

Your screen door has no screen.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

The pigs try to keep up wind of you.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever shot someone for looking at you.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever given a cellular phone AND a pig as a wedding present.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You Might be a Redneck if...

You know how to milk a goat.



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a real sport is the tractor pull.