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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.79

You might be a redneck if...

'Hygiene' is a greeting.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

You drill a hole in your floorboard cause the air conditioner leaks.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You."



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

You know your daddy's C.B. handle, but not his real name



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

The directions to your bathroom include, "Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed."



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You think 'loading the dishwasher' means getting your wife drunk.



Current Joke Rating: 3.19

You might be a Redneck if...

Your favorite color is camouflage



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You have a bowling machine in your kitchen.



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

You might be a redneck if...

Your biggest ambition in life is to "git that big ol' coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back 'ah Bubba's barn..."



Current Joke Rating: 2.6

You might be a redneck if...

You have more tattoos than teeth.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

You can talk for more than twenty minutes on the difference between squirrel and rabbit stew.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.



Current Joke Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

You consider sitting in a tractor cab an office job



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.



Current Joke Rating: 3.16

You might be a redneck if...

You ever run down a bowling lane and slid into the pins.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

When you remove all the empty beer cans from your car, you find it gets fifteen more miles to the gallon.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You Might be a Redneck if...

Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.



Current Joke Rating: 3.16

You might be a redneck if...

Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

You might be a redneck if...

You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.



Current Joke Rating: 3.38

You might be a redneck if...

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

Motel 6 turns off their lights when they see you coming.



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

You might be a redneck if...

You do a tune-up on your car at 1 AM cause you're bored



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

Your old car is now considered the main storage unit.