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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Might be a redneck if...

You share beer with your 2 year old kid



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

You might be a redneck if...

Anyone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all, watch this!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

Your grandmother stands up to pee.



Current Joke Rating: 2.57

You might be a redneck if...

The tail light covers of your car are made of red tape.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

You drive more than five miles to engage in a spitting contest.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

You cut your food with scissors



Current Joke Rating: 2.76

You might be a redneck if...

The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a Redneck if...

Role playing means tossing biscuits at the supper table



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.



Current Joke Rating: 3.25

You might be a redneck if...

Your fire alarm is a Jiffy Pop popping pan hanging from the ceiling.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever vacationed in a rest area.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

You know Gitterdone is one word.



Current Joke Rating: 3.12

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Might be a Redneck if...

The plastic deer in your yard is a target, rather than a decoration.



Current Joke Rating: 3.17

You might be a redneck if...

You ever run down a bowling lane and slid into the pins.



Current Joke Rating: 2.71

You might be a redneck if...

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.



Current Joke Rating: 2.81

You might be a redneck if...

You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You might be a redneck if...

You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on the farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You Might be a Redneck if...

You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside.



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

You might be a redneck if...

You repair your house with duct tape.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

You took a beer to your last job interview.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a redneck if...

You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.