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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.18

You might be a Redneck if...

You think "dressage" is what you do with a deer after you shoot it.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever emptied your pickup by driving backwards really fast and slamming on the brakes.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

You have ever bar-be-qued hamburgers at the drive-in theater.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You might be a redneck if...

You have to take the entire day off work to have your teeth cleaned.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

Your bicycle has a gun rack.



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

You have ever yelled, "rock the house, Bubba!" during a piano recital.



Current Joke Rating: 3.17

You might be a redneck if...

ASCII, TCP/IP, and DOS pretty much cover your knowledge of the alphabet.



Current Joke Rating: 2.74

You might be a redneck if...

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.



Current Joke Rating: 3.1

You might be a redneck if...

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

Your talent in the local beauty pageant was making noises with your armpit.



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

You might be a redneck if...

You think God only likes Chevy trucks.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

You consider new hub-caps to be a home improvement.



Current Joke Rating: 3.1

You might be a redneck if...

You slam the door on your truck and your shotgun creates an instant sun roof.



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

You might be a Redneck if...

Role playing means tossing biscuits at the supper table



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.



Current Joke Rating: 3.23

You might be a redneck if...

You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

You might be a redneck if...

If your e-mail address ends in "over.yonder.com".



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

You might be a redneck if...

When your family gets together, there's an empty K-Mart somewhere.



Current Joke Rating: 3.41

You might be a Redneck if...

You can do wheelies with your lawnmower



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

You view the upcoming family reunion as a chance to meet women.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair.



Current Joke Rating: 3.18

You might be a redneck if...

Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

You've given your wife or girlfriend a Valentine's Day gift with a kick-starter.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

You ever drove a truck into the creek just to see if it would float.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

You win a big fat check for $5.6 million, and then buy an old US Army tank with it



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

You use a dip can as a drink coaster