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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.97

You might be a redneck if...

You like your velvet picture of Elvis better than anything you saw at an art show or museum.



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

You might be a redneck if...

The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

Every magazine on your coffee table has a piece of toilet paper for a bookmark.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You Might be a Redneck if...

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."



Current Joke Rating: 3

You Might be a Redneck if...

You have a refrigerator just for beer.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

You think paprika is a third-world country.



Current Joke Rating: 3.1

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever spray-painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

You might be a redneck if...

You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

Your rehearsal dinner was at Hooters.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

The only amendment you get right in your test was the right to bare arms



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

You Might be a Redneck if...

You think the Bud Bowl is real.



Current Joke Rating: 2.68

You might be a redneck if...

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

You might be a redneck if...

A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of dressing up is putting on your other hat.



Current Joke Rating: 3

You might be a redneck if...

You think "x-rays" means an increase in alimony payments.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.



Current Joke Rating: 3.33

You Might be a Redneck if...

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.



Current Joke Rating: 2.81

You might be a redneck if...

You show your boyfriend you really love him by carving his name on your arm.



Current Joke Rating: 2.62

You might be a redneck if...

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.



Current Joke Rating: 3.22

You may be a Redneck if...

You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

You might be a redneck if...

You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

You might be a redneck if...

There is more oil in your cap than in your car.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever entered yourself in a "Howdy Doody Look-alike" Contest.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

You think the most popular pick-up line is "Nice tooth!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.63

Might be a Redneck if...

Your outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

You might be a redneck if...

Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

You might be a redneck if...

You missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

After the creek floods your house, your wife wants new carpeting, and you say, "Why? It just got cleaned!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been too drunk to fish.