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30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes

30 Random You Might be a Redneck If Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

Your Christmas tree is still up in February.



Current Joke Rating: 2.73

You Might be a Redneck if...

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You might be a redneck if...

Your 'huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

You might be a redneck if...

You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

You might be a redneck if...

When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

Your favorite restaurant has the word "Eats" anywhere in its name.



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

You might be a redneck if...

The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.



Current Joke Rating: 2.88

You Might be a Redneck if...

You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.



Current Joke Rating: 2.67

You might be a redneck if...

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.



Current Joke Rating: 2.72

You might be a redneck if...

Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

You might be a redneck if...

Stealing road signs is a family outing.



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

Anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.



Current Joke Rating: 3.1

You might be a redneck if...

You need a ladder to climb into your four wheel drive.



Current Joke Rating: 2.81

You might be a redneck if...

The pigs try to keep up wind of you.



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

You might be a redneck if...

Rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church, you 'bring your own.'



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.



Current Joke Rating: 2.77

You might be a redneck if...

An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

You might be a redneck if...

You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

You might be a redneck if...

Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

You might be a redneck if...

Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

You might be a redneck if...

When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

You might be a redneck if...

Hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

You might be a redneck if...

Your Christmas decorations can be seen in the next county.



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

You might be a redneck if...

You call the first woman you passionately kiss sis



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever claimed your dog as a dependent on your income tax.



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

You might be a redneck if...

You mow your yard and it looks like you can make mini bales of hay from it



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You might be a redneck if...

You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

You might be a redneck if...

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.