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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.54

Yo' momma ain't got no ears, talkin' 'bout "I hear ya!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969!



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border!



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

Yo' momma's breath is so stank, Crest and Colgate got a warrant for her arrest!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends!



Current Joke Rating: 3.97

Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see sh*t!



Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Yo mama so poor when she went to McDonald's she put a milkshake on layaway



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' momma's so fat, she wears a train as a belt!



Current Joke Rating: 2.76

Yo' momma's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin!



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport left,' so she turned around and went home!



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon!



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

Yo' momma's so skinny, her pajamas have only one stripe!



Current Joke Rating: 2.7

Yo' momma's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence!



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

yo mama is such a slut she's rated 'e' for everyone



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you!



Current Joke Rating: 3.12

Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses!



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it!



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling!



Current Joke Rating: 3.2

Yo' momma's so fat, she sits on coal and farts out a diamond!



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed!



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person!



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

Yo' momma's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive!



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

Yo' momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck!



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!



Current Joke Rating: 4.07

yo mamma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs!



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells, "Run for your lives! It's GODZILLA!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.13

Yo' momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone!