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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.17

Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out!



Current Joke Rating: 2.5

I was walking down the street with yo' momma and they started shooting - they said 'hit the dirt,' and everyone jumped on yo' momma's back!



Current Joke Rating: 3.31

Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps!



Current Joke Rating: 2.68

Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes!



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, "Wheeee!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

Yo' momma's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!



Current Joke Rating: 2.73

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced!



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma has no neck and says "I'm the head of this family!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she could read my mind!



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks!



Current Joke Rating: 2.86

Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

yo mama teeth are so yellow when she spits butter comes out



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album!



Current Joke Rating: 3.43

Yo mamma is so old she has Jesus in her yearbook



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!



Current Joke Rating: 3.12

Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is registered as a biological weapon!



Current Joke Rating: 2.71

Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said, "Hey, get off the car!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

Yo' momma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, "Who's tearing down the drapes?!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Your mama is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead just to makeup her mind



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince!



Current Joke Rating: 3.95

Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see sh*t!



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

Yo' momma's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar!



Current Joke Rating: 3.15

Yo' momma's so slutty, she heard Santa say "Ho Ho Ho" and thought she was getting called three times!



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

Yo' momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes!



Current Joke Rating: 3.18

Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses!