Home Random Jokes Submit Jokes Jokes by Email Webmasters









30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
Check out our Top 20 Yo Mama Jokes as rated by our users.
Rate some of our Random Yo Mama Jokes.


Current Joke Rating: 2.93

Yo' momma's mouth is so big, she uses redwoods to pick her teeth!



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

Yo Mama so old she farts dust and pees rust



Current Joke Rating: 2.85

yo mama is such a slut she's rated 'e' for everyone



Current Joke Rating: 3.13

Yo' momma's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun!



Current Joke Rating: 3.13

Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would help with his unemployment!



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses Drain-o to douche!



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Yo' momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat *ss!



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you!



Current Joke Rating: 2.77

Yo' momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done!



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

Yo momas so fat that she sweats butter and syrup and she has a full-time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.



Current Joke Rating: 3.03

Yo' momma's so ugly, your dad's breath smells like sh*t because he would rather kiss her ass!



Current Joke Rating: 3.17

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her!



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the toilet she fell through.



Current Joke Rating: 2.82

Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone!



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' momma's house is so dusty, the roaches ride around on dune buggies!



Current Joke Rating: 4.11

your mama's teeth are so yellow the sun said thats my girl



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

Yo' momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!



Current Joke Rating: 2.59

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a triple is for extreme alcoholics!



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

Yo' momma's so nasty, not even flies would go near her!



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

Yo' momma's has no ears... I seen her trying on sunglasses...!



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

Yo' momma's got one leg and people call her 'Ilene'!



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it!



Current Joke Rating: 2.62

Yo' momma's breath is so bad, her mouth needs odor eaters!



Current Joke Rating: 3.12

yo mamma so ugly bob the builder said we can't fix it



Current Joke Rating: 2.71

Yo' momma's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel!



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

Yo' momma's house is so small, I walked in the front door and tripped over the back fence!



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Yo' momma's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her!



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Yo' momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!



Current Joke Rating: 3.1

Yo' momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand!



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!