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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 3.03

Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through!



Current Joke Rating: 3.27

Yo' momma's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles, she bought him new ones!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was only a deckhand!



Current Joke Rating: 3.32

Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

Yo' momma's middle name is Rambo!



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

Yo momma so hairy you almost died at birth from 3rd degree carpet burns



Current Joke Rating: 3

Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!



Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Yo' momma's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her *ss!



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw Jesus walk on water and said, "It's gotta be the shoes!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked everyone!



Current Joke Rating: 2.7

your momma so fat that when she walks down the streets the street lights come on



Current Joke Rating: 3.4

Yo' momma's hair is so short, she curls it with rice!



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow that when she used Aim, she missed!



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop!



Current Joke Rating: 3.58

yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

Yo' momma's got eyes in her butt, talking about "D*mn, did you see that sh*t?!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

yo momma so ugly she made Sasquatches fell bad



Current Joke Rating: 2.76

Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of season!



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out!



Current Joke Rating: 2.35

Yo' momma's so nasty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic!



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

Yo' momma's so ugly, her face looks like a blind cobbler's thumb!



Current Joke Rating: 3.3

Yo Mama is so fat her BMI is measured in acres



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

yo mama so stupid when she tried to send voicemail she yelled in an envelope.



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

yo momma so hairy they picked her to be King Kong



Current Joke Rating: 2.67

Yo' momma's so ugly, when they took her to the beautician, it took twelve hours...for a quote!



Current Joke Rating: 3

Your mom is like a bowling ball... She gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter...



Current Joke Rating: 2.74

Yo' momma's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime!