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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.85

Yo' momma's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, and the zookeeper said thanks for bringing her back!



Current Joke Rating: 2.77

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course!



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

Yo' momma's got no legs, talkin' 'bout she's gonna stand up for her rights!



Current Joke Rating: 3.18

Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent!



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale!



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

You're Mama is so hairy... the only language she speaks is Wookie!



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on?!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

Yo' momma's head is so small, she could wear fruit loops as head rags!



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket!



Current Joke Rating: 2.75

Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco!



Current Joke Rating: 3.16

Yo' momma's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of milk!



Current Joke Rating: 3

Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg!



Current Joke Rating: 2.7

Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her!



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Yo' momma's got so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like piano keys!



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward!



Current Joke Rating: 2.58

Yo' momma's got no fingers talking 'bout wanting to be with the Pointer sisters!



Current Joke Rating: 3.19

Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses!



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

yo moma is so dumb that she ran around the pole and got lost



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop!



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969!



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

Yo' momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Yo' momma's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing HER peanuts!



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport left,' so she turned around and went home!