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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.65

Yo' momma's feet are so big, she was the landlord of the old woman who lived in a shoe!



Current Joke Rating: 2.38

Yo' momma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head-lock!



Current Joke Rating: 1.96

Yo momma so old she had math class with Jesus!



Current Joke Rating: 2.59

Yo moma is so fat she got a krispy kreme season pass



Current Joke Rating: 2.74

Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies!



Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

Your mama so fat that she uses the equator as her belt.



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

Yo' momma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game!



Current Joke Rating: 2.76

Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy tosses the ugly stick, and she fetches it every time!



Current Joke Rating: 2.92

Yo' momma's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries!



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

Yo' momma's so ugly, she just got a job at the airport - sniffing for drugs!



Current Joke Rating: 2.53

Yo' momma's so greasy, when she slid into second, her butt ended up in Detroit!



Current Joke Rating: 2.58

Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack!



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views!



Current Joke Rating: 2.67

Yo' momma's got snake skin teeth!



Current Joke Rating: 2.83

Yo' momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper!



Current Joke Rating: 2.72

Yo' momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died!



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

yo mama so nasty she went to the fish market to sell her crabs



Current Joke Rating: 3.05

Yo' momma's so nasty, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back!



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

Yo' momma's so poor, she has to take the trash IN!



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

Yo' momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma's so old, her social security number is 1!



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets!



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips!



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

yo mama is so fat she got hit by a truck on her head and she said "who is throwing those rocks!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi, Hitler!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

Yo' momma's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare its hump off!



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

Yo' momma's teeth are so bad, it looks like her father was Mr. Ed!



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed!