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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.88

Yo' momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t!



Current Joke Rating: 3.01

Yo' momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic!



Current Joke Rating: 3.12

yo mama is so easy shes like a rotating fan everyone gets blown



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

Yo' momma's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets!



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends!



Current Joke Rating: 3.24

Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call!



Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks!



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

Yo' momma's so light-headed, when she jumps out of a window, she falls UP!



Current Joke Rating: 3.4

yo mama needs to stop wearing different shades of lipstick I have a rainbow on my dick



Current Joke Rating: 2.84

yo mama's so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud!



Current Joke Rating: 3.08

Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!



Current Joke Rating: 3.37

Yo mamma is so old she has Jesus in her yearbook



Current Joke Rating: 3.81

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



Current Joke Rating: 2.59

yo momas breath is so smelly when she talks shit she really talkn shit



Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Yo' momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach!



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock!"



Current Joke Rating: 3.46

yo mama so lonely not even nationwide's on her side!



Current Joke Rating: 2.87

Yo' momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took one, and she said "Don't be greedy!"



Current Joke Rating: 2.66

Yo mama's so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang!



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu!



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!



Current Joke Rating: 2.96

yo momma is so poor when i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Your momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.



Current Joke Rating: 2.72

Yo' momma's so dark, she makes tar look gray!



Current Joke Rating: 3.39

ya momma is so fat that she has two different time zones



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20!



Current Joke Rating: 2.61

Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Yo' momma's so ugly, her vibrator turned limp!



Current Joke Rating: 2.73

Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps!



Current Joke Rating: 2.44

Yo' momma has four eyes and two pairs of sunglasses!