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30 Random Yo Mama Jokes

30 Random Yo Mama Jokes
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Current Joke Rating: 2.63

Yo' momma's got one leg longer than other and they call her call her 'hip hop'!



Current Joke Rating: 2.71

Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubacca in Star Wars!



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Yo' momma's drawers are so nasty, the roaches check in, but they don't check out!



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

Yo' momma's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty!



Current Joke Rating: 2.8

Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain!



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

You're Mama is so hairy... the only language she speaks is Wookie!



Current Joke Rating: 2.66

Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps!



Current Joke Rating: 2.66

Yo' momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost ten pounds!



Current Joke Rating: 2.91

Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear sign language!



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!



Current Joke Rating: 2.98

Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate!



Current Joke Rating: 2.7

Yo' momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed three commercials!



Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper!



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the toilet she fell through.



Current Joke Rating: 3.22

Yo momma's so old she has Moses' name carved into her tits.



Current Joke Rating: 2.97

Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!



Current Joke Rating: 3.09

Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips!



Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Yo' momma's so fat, she has to sleep in the barn with the rest of the cows!



Current Joke Rating: 3.14

Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to make knots in her panty hose so that her knees can be seen!



Current Joke Rating: 2.94

yo momma's so fat, she has to use the pacific ocean as her bathtub.



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

Yo' momma's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth!



Current Joke Rating: 2.93

Yo' momma's so fat, her toes bleed when she walks!



Current Joke Rating: 3.07

Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!



Current Joke Rating: 3.28

Yo' momma's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!



Current Joke Rating: 2.78

yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on a weight scale it said to be continued



Current Joke Rating: 3.21

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down!



Current Joke Rating: 3.11

Yo' momma's so poor, she puts food stamps in your penny loafers!



Current Joke Rating: 3.02

yo mamas so hairy she has afros on her nipples!



Current Joke Rating: 2.79

Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is like the south end of a north-bound camel!