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30 Random Yo Momma Jokes

30 Random Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill!

Yo' momma's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!

Yo' momma's breath is so bad, people on the phone hang up!

Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice!

Yo' momma's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out!

Yo' momma's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat *ss!

Yo' momma's so white, she makes albinos look dark!

yo momma is so greasy she got a job at the cinema buttering popcorn with her leg hair

Yo' momma's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama so fat the national weather service has to assign names for her farts

Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain!

Yo' momma's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it!

Yo' momma's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet!

Yo mama so ugly she got in the wash tub and the water jumped out

Yo' momma's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."

Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said, "Guess," so she said "Levi's!"

Yo' momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns!

yo momma so hairy they picked her to be King Kong

Yo' momma's so hairy, when she goes to the circus, the bearded lady protests against non-union workers!

Yo' momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license!

Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!

Yo' momma's so skinny, if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor!

Yo' momma's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit!

Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea!

Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops!

Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French!

Yo' momma's so wrinkled, you can find loose change in her skin!

Yo' momma's so fat, if she was a super hero, she would be the Incredible Bulk!

Yo mamma is so old she has Jesus in her yearbook

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