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30 Random Yo Momma Jokes

30 Random Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo' momma's butt is so big, if she put numbers on it, she could press license plates!

Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!

Yo' momma's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets!

Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

Yo' momma's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy!

Yo mama so poor when she went to McDonald's she put a milkshake on layaway

Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!

yo momma so fat, i took a picture of her last Christmas and she still printing.

Yo' momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar!

Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first!

Yo' momma's so nasty, the government uses her bath water for chemical weapons!

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo Momma's so fat, when your Dad tried to leave her, he couldn't escape her gravitational field.

yo momma is so fat she had to take a bath in the lake.

Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses!

Yo' momma threw a frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel!

yo moma so fat she slapped god and jesus said pick on some body your own size.

Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up!

Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes!

Yo' Momma so strong she gargles with peanut butter.

Yo' momma's so fat, she sits on coal and farts out a diamond!

Yo' momma has a wooden afro with an 'X' carved in the back!

yo momma so hairy they picked her to be King Kong

Your mama is so fat, when she walked into a strip club, they paid her to keep her clothes on

Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams!

Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair, her teeth bleed!

Yo' momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost ten pounds!

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