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30 Random Yo Momma Jokes

30 Random Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo' momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died!



Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has more crack than New Jersey!



Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate!



Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard call for backup!



Yo' momma's so old, George Burns calls her 'Grandma'!



Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up!



Yo' momma's so weak, she had to fight the current in the bath tub!



Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl!



Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side!



Yo' momma's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty!



Yo' momma's so greasy, when she cooks, she rubs the pan with her hair!



Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!



Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide!



Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!



Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, "Third tree to your right!"



Yo' momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus!



Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!



Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!



Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on!



Yo' momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!



Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Sumo wrestlers look anorexic!



yo' mamma's so poor that when i stepped on a cricket she said "who turned off the radio?"


Yo' momma's blind and seeing another man!



Yo' momma's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss!



Yo' momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!



Yo' momma's house is so small, she dropped a washcloth and you had instant carpeting!



Yo' momma's so fat, she eats Wheat *Thicks*!



Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show!



Yo' momma's head is so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow!



Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see sh*t!




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