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30 Random Yo Momma Jokes

30 Random Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures!

Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it!

Yo' momma's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth!

Yo' momma's so fat, it took God one day to create the earth and five days to create yo' momma!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport left,' so she turned around and went home!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her!

Yo' Momma so strong she gargles with peanut butter.

Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said "Moving!"

Yo' momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns!

Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!

Yo' momma's so bald, when she goes to sleep, her head keeps slipping off the pillow!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some!

Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

yo mama so lonely not even nationwide's on her side!

Your mama is so fat, when she jump in the ocean. The whales sing, "WE ARE FAMILY." Even though your bigger then me.

Yo' momma's so fat, when she lays down, stunt men try to jump over her!

Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's running things!

Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells, "Run for your lives! It's GODZILLA!"

Yo' momma's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was only a deckhand!

Your momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

yo mamas so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo' momma's so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders!

Yo' momma's so ugly, she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her!

yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the widow she got arrested for mooning

Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

Yo' momma's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat *ss!

Yo' momma's so short, when she jumped off a Now-n-Later, she died!

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