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30 Random Yo Momma Jokes

30 Random Yo Momma Jokes
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yo moma is so fat she makes god look like an action figure.

Yo' momma's so bald, even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo' momma's so nasty, even the fishery paid her to leave!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips!

yo mama so fat when she walked down the street with a bright yellow shirt everyone woke up

yo momma is so fat that when she went to order a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!

yo mamas so hairy she has afros on her nipples!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo' momma's so old, she counseled Adam and Eve!

Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice!

Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

Yo' momma's so skinny, she can hang glide on a Dorito!

Yo' momma's so nasty, Ozzie Osbourne refused to bite her head off!

Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator!

Yo' momma's so nasty, she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney"!

Yo' momma's got a four dollar weave and don't know when to leave!

Yo' momma's house is so small, I put a key in the door lock and broke a window!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!

Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubacca in Star Wars!

Yo' momma's so stupid, on her job application where it says 'emergency contact,' she put '911'!

Yo' momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album!

Yo' momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *ss and passed out!

Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a toothpick!

Yo' momma's so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!

Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl!

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