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30 Random Yo Momma Jokes

30 Random Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo' momma got a wooden leg with branches!

Yo' momma's so poor, she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper!

Yo' momma has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says, "She throws a right, a right, and another right!"

Yo' momma's so greasy, when she jumps in the ocean, she leaves a ring around the shore!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet!

Yo' momma's so fat, she can kick start a 747!

Hey, I got nothing to say about yo' momma cuz she's a saint - a Saint Bernard!

Yo' momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block!

Yo mamma is so old Jesus sat with her in the third grade.

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority!

Yo' momma's so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"!

Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced!

Yo' momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!

Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!

Yo' momma's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she says "no one can eat just one," she means large, deep dish pizzas!

Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down!

Yo' momma's head is so small, she could wear fruit loops as head rags!

Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets!

Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo' momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture!

Yo' momma's feet are so nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out!

Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be a high rise!

Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her!

yo mamma so fat when she jumped up she got stuck

ya momma is so fat that she has two different time zones

Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to use Black Flag for a deodorant!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food!"

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