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Current Joke Rating: 2.76

Vegas takes no odds on Jack Bauer versus a terrorist. The chance of the terrorist dying is always 100%.

Current Joke Rating: 3.16

Jack Bauer is the sole reason there are no more dinosaurs.

Current Joke Rating: 3.35

Jack Bauer doesn't follow protocol. Protocol follows Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 2.86

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Jack Bauer once made a blind man see again, then promptly threatened to cut out his eyes if he didn't give him the information he wanted.

Current Joke Rating: 3.19

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Current Joke Rating: 3.25

Jack Bauer wanted a pet, so he borrowed Seigfried and Roy's.

Current Joke Rating: 2.79

Jack Bauer can tie his own straight jacket.

Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Kobe would pass to Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 2.98

Losing a colleague or loved one for Jack Bauer is comparable to the feeling of missing the elevator for most people.

Current Joke Rating: 3.1

James Bond's "License to Kill" was given to him by Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 2.43

It ain't over until the fat lady sings, and Jack Bauer is the fat lady.

Current Joke Rating: 2.58

Jack Bauer can look at white rice and turn it brown.

Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Jack Bauer was once challenged to a fight by the flagpole when he was in elementary school. When the kid showed up, Jack Bauer was nowhere to be found. Instead he found a heap of burning bodies that were later identified to be the boy's parents.

Current Joke Rating: 3.3

Clark Kent called himself Superman... Only because the name Jack Bauer was already taken.

Current Joke Rating: 3.18

When car pooling with Jack, never yell shotgun.

Current Joke Rating: 3.05

Jack Bauer can swallow a scrambled rubix cube and barf it up solved, all while shooting terrorists.

Current Joke Rating: 3.05

Studio execs pitched a Jack Bauer vs The Terminator movie. Upon hearing about this, The Terminator killed itself.

Current Joke Rating: 3.17

President George W. Bush submitted a letter of appreciation to Jack Bauer and the writers of 24 for making a more unlikeable president than himself.

Current Joke Rating: 3.12

The coyote hired Jack Bauer to catch the road runner. Jack Bauer ate them both.

Current Joke Rating: 3.14

Did you ever see the documentary of when Jack Bauer took a day off? It's called "Black Hawk Down".

Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Current Joke Rating: 3.22

Guys wearing a t-shirt "I'm with stupid" suddenly realize that the hand is showing upwards when they're standing next to Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

When your mother dies, you will find a sealed envelope hidden in her dresser. Enclosed within will be a letter that tells you that Jack Bauer is, in fact, your father.