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Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Jack Bauer once ate six saltine crackers in under 60 seconds, without a single sip of water.

Current Joke Rating: 2.74

One of the best kept secrets of 24 is that every season of 24 happens on the summer solstice. That is why Jack always says, "Today is the longest day of my life."

Current Joke Rating: 3.21

Kim is proof that "it skips a generation".

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Mimes tell Jack Bauer who they work for.

Current Joke Rating: 2.77

Jack Bauer can capture the flag, during deathmatch.

Current Joke Rating: 2.88

Colonel Samuels of the Coral Snake said it best, "Jack Bauer was a Bourne Killer."

Current Joke Rating: 3.51

In school, kids refused to play hide and seek with Jack Bauer, because when Jack found them, he tortured each one of his classmates till they give all possible locations to hide.

Current Joke Rating: 3.1

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

Current Joke Rating: 3.25

Jack Bauer was going to be the fifth member of the A-Team but he bailed when he saw that gay van.

Current Joke Rating: 2.87

If Jack Bauer says: "I need a hack saw..." get him a hack saw. And while you are at it, get him some sort of bag to put whatever appendage Jack's about to cut into... He'll like your initiative... and someday, that may save your life.

Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Jack Bauer always hits above 16 in Blackjack.

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Current Joke Rating: 3.16

Kim is an Ashlee Simpson fan. It's the only reason she is on the radio.

Current Joke Rating: 2.86

Jack Bauer attracts terrorists like his daughter attracts psychos and mountain lions.

Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Jack Bauer never really learned how to fly a helicopter but it flew perfectly anyway. The helicopter was scared of what would happen if it didn't cooperate.

Current Joke Rating: 3.13

Jack Bauer's vanity plate reads: IKIL4CTU.

Current Joke Rating: 2.8

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Current Joke Rating: 3.13

Jack Bauer sends an ambulance after he shoots your innocent wife above the kneecap. Jack Bauer has morals.

Current Joke Rating: 3.19

Jack Bauer once stared down his own image in a mirror.

Current Joke Rating: 2.95

Jack Bauer was once abducted by aliens, this explains why scientists haven't discovered intelligent life in the universe.

Current Joke Rating: 3.01

Jack Bauer doesn't need to carry an umbrella, he can dodge rain.

Current Joke Rating: 3.34

Jack Bauer didn't pull the wings off flies when he was a child. He pulled the arms off the boys who pulled the wings off flies.

Current Joke Rating: 2.48

Jack Bauer and Agent Pierce shaking hands is a deadlier combination than crossing the streams.

Current Joke Rating: 2.88

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.