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Current Joke Rating: 3.05

When Jack Bauer orders a pizza with toppings, he gets pepperoni and glass.

He picks off the pepperoni.

Current Joke Rating: 3.04

The FBI and CIA both use the show "24" as their primary training videos. Our investigators are still trying to discern what was used before 2001.

Current Joke Rating: 3.19

In a fight against Vin Diesel, Jack Bauer would win with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.

Current Joke Rating: 3.19

Jesus wears a T-shirt that says "Jack Bauer is my homeboy".

Current Joke Rating: 2.37

Jack Bauer once did a cannonball into the Indian Ocean... you know the rest.

Current Joke Rating: 3.24

Jack Bauer tortured Colonel Sanders into revealing his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.

Current Joke Rating: 2.91

Magnum is Jack Bauer's standard look.

Current Joke Rating: 3.15

Jack Bauer knows where Carmen San Diego is.

Current Joke Rating: 3.24

Jack Bauer once shot off a man's penis during an interrogation. He later apologized, not realizing that regular men only have one penis.

Current Joke Rating: 3.32

Jack Bauer's interpretation of the meaning of life is simple. End it.

Current Joke Rating: 3.43

Jack Bauer is not the second coming of Jesus Christ... Jesus Christ was the first coming of Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 2.68

Anything is a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 3.3

One time, at band camp, Jack Bauer killed a guy with a flute.

Current Joke Rating: 2.87

It's not considered nerve gas until it gets on the nerves of Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 3.04

Jack Bauer was only wrong once, and that was when he thought he was wrong, but he was actually right.

Current Joke Rating: 3.29

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Current Joke Rating: 2.99

Kobe Bryant will pass the ball when Jack Bauer tells him to.

Current Joke Rating: 3.29

Jack Bauer doesn't need a gas mask. He doesn't even need air. He just wears one so the Centox doesn't get contaminated.

Current Joke Rating: 2.89

Walt Cummings really had read Jack Bauer's file, that's why he killed himself.

Current Joke Rating: 2.68

Jack Bauer could lead the Detroit Lions to the Super Bowl.

Current Joke Rating: 3.07

The most valuable thing in the world is Jack Bauer's word. If Jack Bauer gives you his word, you can go to the bank and take out a $10,000,000 loan, no questions asked.

Current Joke Rating: 3.11

Jack Bauer rewrote the dictionary and took out the words "cruel", "unusual", and "punishment".<br />

Current Joke Rating: 3.44

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Current Joke Rating: 3.03

Jack Bauer thinks it's cute when David Banner says "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry". You wouldn't have the opportunity to not like Jack Bauer when he is angry, you'd be dead.