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Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Jack Bauer managed to get a second bag of peanuts from the flight attendant even though the airline does not serve peanuts.

Current Joke Rating: 2.96

Dirty Harry once told Jack Bauer to "Make My Day." Seen any new Dirty Harry movies lately?

Current Joke Rating: 2.85

Jack Bauer doesn't have to blow in his old Nintendo cartridges to make them work.

Current Joke Rating: 3.58

Jack Bauer's death was not staged. Jack came back to life after Satan was too scared to let him into Hell.

Current Joke Rating: 3.16

If you want to make Jack Bauer mad, just use terms like "protocol", "orders", or "civil liberties".

Current Joke Rating: 2.49

When Jack Bauer was tortured by the terrorists in season two, he was humiliated. For his revenge, he tea bagged every terrorist to death.

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Jack Bauer ONLY eats the crust.

Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Jack Bauer was once challenged to a fight by the flagpole when he was in elementary school. When the kid showed up, Jack Bauer was nowhere to be found. Instead he found a heap of burning bodies that were later identified to be the boy's parents.

Current Joke Rating: 2.63

Jack Bauer always exercises inside his target heart rate.

Current Joke Rating: 3

Jack Bauer has killed more people than Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. And he did it in 24 hours.

Current Joke Rating: 2.79

The truth is out there, but only Jack Bauer knows the truth.

Current Joke Rating: 2.87

Jack Bauer can do the Moonwalk on water.

Current Joke Rating: 3.3

When Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead, the dog actually died.

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

When Jack Bauer masturbates, he doesn't say he's going to jerkoff, he say's "it's time to punish my genitals".

Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Pi runs on forever in fear of Jack Bauer.

Current Joke Rating: 3.11

Jack Bauer didn't really need a hacksaw.

Current Joke Rating: 3.27

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Current Joke Rating: 2.65

Bauer's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Osama Bin Laden.

Current Joke Rating: 3.15

Jack Bauer always hits above 16 in Blackjack.

Current Joke Rating: 3.09

Jack Bauer's case of the Mondays was that there weren't enough terrorists to kill in a day.

Current Joke Rating: 3.46

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

Current Joke Rating: 2.91

Magnum is Jack Bauer's standard look.

Current Joke Rating: 3.4

Upon being slapped by the doctor after being born, the first words out of Jack Bauer's mouth were "son of a bitch."

Current Joke Rating: 2.84

It took this website's admin up to a week to post this fact. Jack Bauer would've had it up in 24 hours.