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Current Rating: 4.65

yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.



Current Rating: 4.25

your mama's teeth are so yellow the sun said thats my girl



Current Rating: 4.09

yo mamma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



Current Rating: 4.04

Yo mamma is like a toilet bowl Round, Fat and full of shit.



Current Rating: 4.04

yo mamma so stupid when she went to ymca she said hey they spelled macys wrong.



Current Rating: 3.97

Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see sh*t!



Current Rating: 3.81

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



Current Rating: 3.74

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.



Current Rating: 3.69

Yo mamas so poor when I came home and asked her what was for dinner, she opened up her legs and said," tuna surprise!"



Current Rating: 3.55

yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got thrown in jail for mooning



Current Rating: 3.54

Yo mama so ugly she got in the wash tub and the water jumped out



Current Rating: 3.52

Yo Mama so fat she masturbates when she's reading cookbooks



Current Rating: 3.52

Yo momma like a ceiling fan, turn her on and she blows everybody!



Current Rating: 3.5

yo momma so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening too 50 cent.



Current Rating: 3.5

Yo momma's so old she has Moses' name carved into her tits.



Current Rating: 3.5

yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample



Current Rating: 3.49

Your mama so dirty when I went to her house and asked what's for dinner, she got on the table, spread her legs and said crabs.



Current Rating: 3.48

yo mama so bald, she needed a weave to make naps.



Current Rating: 3.47

yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew



Current Rating: 3.47

yo mamma so fat the asteroid belt isn't big enough for her.