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Current Rating: 4.59

yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.



Current Rating: 4.1

your mama's teeth are so yellow the sun said thats my girl



Current Rating: 3.95

Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see sh*t!



Current Rating: 3.94

yo mamma so stupid when she went to ymca she said hey they spelled macys wrong.



Current Rating: 3.94

yo mamma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



Current Rating: 3.9

Yo mamma is like a toilet bowl Round, Fat and full of shit.



Current Rating: 3.81

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



Current Rating: 3.81

Yo' momma's so ugly, her momma had to feed her with a sling shot!



Current Rating: 3.71

Yo mamas so poor when I came home and asked her what was for dinner, she opened up her legs and said," tuna surprise!"



Current Rating: 3.66

yo mama so bald, she needed a weave to make naps.



Current Rating: 3.64

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.



Current Rating: 3.61

yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample



Current Rating: 3.58

yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew



Current Rating: 3.57

Yo Momma like a Nascar, she burns 50 rubbers a day



Current Rating: 3.57

Yo Mama so fat she masturbates when she's reading cookbooks



Current Rating: 3.55

yo mamma so fat the asteroid belt isn't big enough for her.



Current Rating: 3.53

Yo momma like a ceiling fan, turn her on and she blows everybody!



Current Rating: 3.52

yo momma so fat when she sat at the back of the bus she made it do a wheely



Current Rating: 3.51

yo mama so nasty she went to the fish market to sell her crabs



Current Rating: 3.49

yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the window she got thrown in jail for mooning