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Current Rating: 3.54

You might be a redneck if...

Your house has wheels but your car doesn’t



Current Rating: 3.4

You might be a redneck if...

you've ever had a school carnival to help you raise money for all the bills



Current Rating: 3.38

You might be a redneck if...

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.



Current Rating: 3.38

You might be a redneck if...

Your car has a camo racing stripe



Current Rating: 3.37

You might be a redneck if...

You have a farmers tan and you're proud of it!



Current Rating: 3.35

You might be a redneck if...

Your belt buckle doubles as a snow shovel.



Current Rating: 3.34

You Might be a Redneck if...

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.



Current Rating: 3.32

You might be a redneck if...

Fewer than half of your cars run.



Current Rating: 3.32

You might be a redneck if...

You thought "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President.



Current Rating: 3.31

You might be a redneck if...

You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.



Current Rating: 3.31

You might be a redneck if...

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a Redneck if...

You not only know when frog giggn season opens, but you're looking forward to it



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

At your own wedding you arrive in a monster truck and then immediately walk up to the bride.



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

You win a big fat check for $5.6 million, and then buy an old US Army tank with it



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

You consider sitting in a tractor cab an office job



Current Rating: 3.29

You might be a redneck if...

You comb the hair that sticks out of your nostrils.



Current Rating: 3.29

You might be a Redneck if...

You go to your local ice-cream store and order "Copenhagen" sprinkles on your cone.



Current Rating: 3.28

You might be a redneck if...

You unrolled your yoga mat at the studio, and some shotgun shells fall out.



Current Rating: 3.27

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.



Current Rating: 3.27

You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a romantic dinner is beef jerky and a Natural Light.