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Current Rating: 3.62

You might be a redneck if...

Your house has wheels but your car doesn’t



Current Rating: 3.51

You might be a redneck if...

Your belt buckle doubles as a snow shovel.



Current Rating: 3.45

You might be a redneck if...

You unrolled your yoga mat at the studio, and some shotgun shells fall out.



Current Rating: 3.41

You Might be a Redneck if...

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.



Current Rating: 3.37

You might be a redneck if...

You have a farmers tan and you're proud of it!



Current Rating: 3.37

You might be a redneck if...

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.



Current Rating: 3.36

You might be a redneck if...

Your car has a camo racing stripe



Current Rating: 3.35

You might be a redneck if...

you've ever had a school carnival to help you raise money for all the bills



Current Rating: 3.35

You Might Be a Redneck If...

Your open toed shoes didn't used to be



Current Rating: 3.33

You might be a redneck if...

Fewer than half of your cars run.



Current Rating: 3.32

You Might Be a Redneck If...

You have ever used to use a squirrel tail as a mink for a Barbie doll.



Current Rating: 3.31

You might be a redneck if...

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.



Current Rating: 3.31

You might be a redneck if...

You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.



Current Rating: 3.31

You might be a redneck if...

You comb the hair that sticks out of your nostrils.



Current Rating: 3.31

You might be a redneck if...

You thought "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President.



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a Redneck if...

You go to your local ice-cream store and order "Copenhagen" sprinkles on your cone.



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

You wear your cowboy boots with basketball shorts



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a Redneck if...

You not only know when frog giggn season opens, but you're looking forward to it



Current Rating: 3.3

You might be a redneck if...

There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.