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Current Rating: 3.57

You might be a redneck if...

Your belt buckle doubles as a snow shovel.



Current Rating: 3.56

You might be a redneck if...

You unrolled your yoga mat at the studio, and some shotgun shells fall out.



Current Rating: 3.54

You might be a redneck if...

Your house has wheels but your car doesn’t



Current Rating: 3.51

You might be a redneck if...

you've ever had a school carnival to help you raise money for all the bills



Current Rating: 3.49

You Might be a Redneck if...

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.



Current Rating: 3.41

You might be a redneck if...

Your kids think the pawn shop is a bank!



Current Rating: 3.41

You might be a redneck if...

Your car has a camo racing stripe



Current Rating: 3.4

You might be a redneck if...

At your own wedding you arrive in a monster truck and then immediately walk up to the bride.



Current Rating: 3.39

You might be a redneck if...

Your mother-in-law kicks you out of bed because you beat the sh*t out of Jeff Foxworthy for telling redneck jokes.



Current Rating: 3.38

You might be a redneck if...

You win a big fat check for $5.6 million, and then buy an old US Army tank with it



Current Rating: 3.37

You Might Be a Redneck If...

You have ever used to use a squirrel tail as a mink for a Barbie doll.



Current Rating: 3.36

You might be a redneck if...

You have a farmers tan and you're proud of it!



Current Rating: 3.35

You might be a redneck if...

You met your wife at a yard sale.



Current Rating: 3.35

You might be a redneck if...

If you have ever super glued your tooth back together



Current Rating: 3.35

You might be a redneck if...

You have a son and a brother who are the same person



Current Rating: 3.35

You Might Be a Redneck If...

Your open toed shoes didn't used to be



Current Rating: 3.34

You might be a redneck if...

You consider sitting in a tractor cab an office job



Current Rating: 3.34

You might be a redneck if...

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.



Current Rating: 3.33

You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a romantic dinner is beef jerky and a Natural Light.



Current Rating: 3.33

You might be a Redneck if...

You think genitalia is an Italian airline.