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Top 5 Best Dick Cheney Jokes

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Current Rating: 3.47

"At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors." -- Jay Leno

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Current Rating: 3.41

"According to the Washington Post, Vice President Dick Cheney is limping today because he injured his foot. Cheney said 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should see the old lady I was kicking.'" -- Conan O'Brien

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Current Rating: 3.37

"It turns out now that Dick Cheney did not have a license to hunt, and coincidentally, turns out we didn't have a license to go into Iraq." -- David Letterman

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Current Rating: 3.36

"A mere five days after shooting a man in the face, Vice President Dick Cheney broke his silence about the incident by submitting to a no-holds-barred grilling at a public press conference. I'm just kidding. ... Actually, he sat down with Brit Hume on Fox News for not some much a grilling - more of a teat suckle." -- Jon Stewart

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Current Rating: 3.35

"After Whittington had a heart attack, Cheney said, "You big baby. I get those all the time. Walk it off." -- Jay Leno

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