Top 5 Best Dick Cheney JokesHere are the current Top 5 Best Dick Cheney Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 3.56 "According to the Washington Post, Vice President Dick Cheney is limping today because he injured his foot. Cheney said 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should see the old lady I was kicking.'" -- Conan O'Brien Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.37 "After Whittington had a heart attack, Cheney said, "You big baby. I get those all the time. Walk it off." -- Jay Leno Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.37 "A Filipino spy broke into Dick Cheney's office this week, and that takes a lot because Dick Cheney's office is the back of a speeding ambulance." -- Bill Maher Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.36 "At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors." -- Jay Leno Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.35 "The Vice President says that it was an accident. He claims the guy got in his line of fire, but the good news was he was delicious. Eat what you shoot!" -- Jimmy Kimmel Email Joke to as many as five friends |