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Current Rating: 3.23

Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She's 5'10", 120 pounds 38-24-36, with a string bikini on and no tan lines.

The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly, and in a breathless whisper says, "It's women like her that sometimes make me wish I was a lesbian..."



Current Rating: 3.19

Grafitti Written above a urinal:
Faggots SUCK!

and below it was written:
That's the idea, dummie



Current Rating: 3.16

Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?

A: A flame thrower.



Current Rating: 3.1

Q: What does a gay man call his testicles?

A: Mud flaps.



Current Rating: 3.1

The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced "who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".

A gay man stood up and said "I did".

The preacher told him "since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymes."

Excitedly, the gay guy said, "well I'll take him and him and him."