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Current Rating: 3.31

Funny Graffiti

My mother made me a homosexual!

Below in another handwriting:

If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?



Current Rating: 3.16

Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?

A: A flame thrower.



Current Rating: 3.06

Q: How can you tell if your at a gay picnic?

A: All the Hotdogs smell like shit.



Current Rating: 3.03

The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced "who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".

A gay man stood up and said "I did".

The preacher told him "since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymes."

Excitedly, the gay guy said, "well I'll take him and him and him."



Current Rating: 3

A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.

"But dad, how will I know?"

"Trust me son, you will know.

After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand.

"Well son,how did it go?"

"Dad, I found out what you meant about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."

"But how could you tell he was gay?"

"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"