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Current Rating: 3.19 Q: What's a gay masochist?
A: A sucker for punishment.
Current Rating: 3.14 Did you hear about the gay bank robber?
He tied up the safe and blew the guard.
Current Rating: 3.1 Q: How can you tell if your at a gay picnic?
A: All the Hotdogs smell like shit.
Current Rating: 3 A gay man goes to the doctor and complains that his husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives him a pill, but warns him it is still experimental and tells his to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So, that night at dinner, he does.
About a week later he's back at the doctor. he says, "Doc, the pill worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
"Naah... ", he says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to that Restaurant anyway."
Current Rating: 2.99 An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant named Billy, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, Billy came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch."
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