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Current Rating: 3.2

Q: How do you keep a man from wanting sex?

A: You marry him.

Current Rating: 3.18

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?

A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.

Current Rating: 3.17

Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?

A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the rope.

Current Rating: 3.17

Q: Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?

A: Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

Current Rating: 3.16

Q: How do men exercise on the beach?

A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.