Top 20 Best Yo Mama JokesHere are the current Top 20 Best Yo Mama Jokes based on YOUR votes. Return to Best Jokes Current Rating: 4.38 yo mama so fat she had to use tickle me Elmo as a vibrator! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.8 yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.61 yo mama needs to stop wearing different shades of lipstick I have a rainbow on my dick Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.45 Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.42 Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.4 Yo' momma's so hairy, she wears a Nike tag on her weave, so now everyone calls her Hair Jordan! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.38 yo mommas like a 2X4 flat and easy to nail Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.38 Yo Moma is like Burger King, have it your way. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.38 YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE TOILET AND THE TOILET SAID ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.37 Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.36 Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.36 Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.34 Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.33 Yo' momma's so hairy, when she went to a salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair, and she opened up her shirt! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.31 Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.3 Yo' momma's so fat, she sits on coal and farts out a diamond! Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.3 yo moma is so fat when she bent over she went to jail for crak. Email Joke to as many as five friends Current Rating: 3.29 Your mama, is so hairy that when you came out, the doctor said you got rug burn Email Joke to as many as five friends |