Home Random Jokes Submit Jokes Jokes by Email Webmasters

Funny Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes for you and we need you to rate them for us!. Check out our Golf Jokes links to get started with your laughs!

Golf Jokes - start here if you want to see them all

Best Golf Jokes - based on our surfers ratings

Golf Joke of the Day - Picked fresh daily from our Golf jokes

New Golf Jokes - Newest Golf Jokes that we have

Clean Golf Jokes

Dirty Golf Jokes

Random Golf Jokes - Totally Random Golf jokes. This is the place to rate golf jokes!

Free Funny Golf Jokes

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he’d love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

A month later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ’Well babe, is it sex or golf?’ And she said, "Take a sweater..."