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Little Johnny Joke of the Day

One day little Johnny went on a school excursion to a farm out in the English country-side. He goes home that afternoon and finds his dad reading the paper. His dad says "did you have a good time Johnny?",


"What did you see Johnny?"

"Well, as we walked in there was some sheep to the right and there was some horses in the far paddock, there was cows in the near paddock, there was a chicken coop just down the side of the barn. There was fuckers in the paddock behind us, and some pigs near the cows..."

His dad says,"What?"

"Pigs ,dad."

"No before that son."

"There was fuckers in the paddock behind us."

His dad says ,"fuckers??!!"

Johnny says,"Well the teacher said effers, but we knew what she meant."