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A guy says to his girlfriend, "You know, they should make a perfume that smells like pizza."

His girlfriend says, "Why’s that?"

He says, "’Cause if I come home and you’re laying naked in bed with a pizza, well, you KNOW that pizza’s gonna get eaten!"

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